Here's the plot: "Combining his amazing talent and his unorthodox sense of humor, Jeff Dunham returns, yet again, with a hilarious stand-up comedy and ventriloquist performance.
Starting off with the infamously known Walter, scrutinizing every bit of today's American society. Followed by two new characters, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, who continuously threatens the crowd with Silence and Death, and Melvin the Superhero. Belle Reve, the prison with the highest mortality rate When LeBron and his young son Dom are trapped in a digital space by a rogue After saving the life of their heir apparent, tenacious loner Snake Eyes is welcomed In the s, five men struggling with being gay in their Evangelical church started An aging hairdresser escapes his nursing home to embark on an odyssey across his High five.
We're out for a walk and Kenna has the dog at full extension. As we're walking she's pushing the button and letting it up. Looking at the dog, looking at the leash- - the wheels in her head turning What is this twisted little child going to do? As we're walking, she pushed the button. Quickly and on purpose- - dropped the leash. Do you see the brilliance here? The leash then began to chase the Chihuahua. A big hunk of black plastic skimmed across the pavement. The Chihuahua stopped. She heard a new noise.
She looked behind her. Here comes the leash. At this point, the Chihuahua is smart enough to know- - that now would be a good time to panic. She took off like a bullet down the street running as fast as she could.
But the leash was slightly faster. I'm standing there, Where's the video camera? We can win 10, bucks! Of course my wife and my two oldest girls Kenna and l are rolling in the lawn.
I'm high-fiving her, telling her she's a genius. Mommy turns around, sees us laughing. Don't look her in the eye. Look down. Back away slowly. Ladies and gentlemen, you're an awesome audience.
How about we get to the people you came to see tonight? The first guy, I think audiences enjoy because everyone- - knows someone like this. In your own family or where you work. Please help me welcome my old friend, Walter. Get a life. Looks like you were in a fricking car wreck. Been in D. Holy cow. There's nothing quite like being mugged in our nation's capital. There's a lot of excitement that goes on in Washington, D. Yeah, what happens in D.
So you don't like being in D. No, I like it. I get screwed on my taxes every year. So it's fun to come visit the source. I just flipped them off. That's where the most powerful man in the free world lives. I'm just pissed. I think my house is haunted. I walk in the front door and all I hear is, Get out! You got in another argument on the phone today, didn't you?
Hung up on her. She called right back, Did you hang up on me? I said, I don't know, did it sound something like this? You ever made her that mad when you're standing in front of her?
My mother told me if you're in a jam and don't know what to do- - you should think, What would Jesus do? So I tried to turn her into a fish. I stood there going, Begone, Satan! Hello, Shamu! Well, at least Shamu has only one blowhole. Aw, screw you. That was funny. Look, it's the CIA. I see you. We can all see you. You know, the show looks a lot better from the front. Is the director drunk? What the hell? Holy crap! Wait, come back. Let me see in there. This is Comedy Central. I can see Cartman.
I can see Kenny. Oh, he just got killed. You've been married a long time. Ups and downs in any marriage. Ever been to marriage counseling? Look at me. I'm happy! Come on. What were the results of the counseling? And I'm paying both of them. Better than last week. Last week? Fort Lauderdale, Florida. You didn't like that? Everyone in Fort Lauderdale, Florida looks exactly like me. I swear, it's like one giant nursing home. Lauderdale is where they tape those Girls Gone Wild videos.
That's during Spring Break. The rest of the time it's Girls Gone Saggy. Or it's Girls Gone Senile. And then it's just Girls Gone.
Even in the middle of winter, it's humid as hell and hot as hell. We got there, I took a shower on Monday. Friday, still not dry. You said the weather changes too quickly. I know it changes fast everywhere, but in Florida, it's ridiculous. In the sunshine, having a little iced tea.
I looked over and go, Ooh, look, a little cloud. About three minutes later The locals are hanging on to the palm trees. We love it here! I say, leave it to the Cubans and get the hell out! Alright, so you want someplace a little cooler. Remember, we went to Green Bay, Wisconsin. Yeah, in February! It was negative 20 with a negative 30 wind chill. I'd get on stage every night and say, You people are idiots. Did you know the borders are open?
Pack up your Suburban and get the hell out! Another thing. Green Bay Packers stadium, what's it called? No roof. How many football season weekends have good weather in Green Bay? That would be Note to self: build a fricking roof. We have the technology. Yeah, you talk to the locals in Green Bay, what do they say? We love it here. We're a hardy people. Walter, you don't like humidity, you don't like extreme cold. You want someplace warmer and drier. Your agent is a moron. It was for three days in a row.
What do all the locals say? But it's a dry heat. Screw you. A bonfire's a dry heat. It's a dry heat! I was in Florida, I gotta burn off the fricking moss! It was great. Do shows in Manhattan, about midnight get back to the hotel. Oh my God. You've eliminated every corner of the country. What about where we live? People love the weather in Southern California. At least with Florida and hurricanes, you get a little notice. You turn on the news: You have three days to get the hell out!
We don't know jack. One morning, you could be sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden There's crap flying around the house. Not two seconds before it hit, I told my grandson to pull my finger. He pulled it, I farted and half the neighborhood fell down. That kid hasn't come near me since. The other day I cracked my knuckles and he dove under the couch. That was a veto.
Walter, I'm listening to you and I get the feeling we travel too much. Oh, you think? I go in the x- ray machine. I could have cancer tonight! I come out the other side of the x- ray and hear the guy say to Jeff: Sir! I've got to look inside your suitcase. I'm lying there thinking, Aw crap, here we go. Jeff's standing there, the guy opens the case, I pop up and go: Hey! Shut the damned door! Scared the crap out of the guy. Then I thought about it a second and said: I do not want to go to Los Angeles.
They have to be tight on security these days. I know. The terrorist threats and all that crap. There's one group of folks I don't understand at all. Damned suicide bombers. Good God, what the hell is this? Well, way to go, habib. Bet you can't fricking do it again. Walter, those guys believe that if they martyr themselves- - there will be 72 virgins waiting for them in Paradise. If there are virgins waiting for you, it'll be 72 guys just like you! Oh no, this is not what Osama said it would be.
Why not 72 slutty broads who know what they're doing? He had a longer fuse. I wonder if they pull that joke on each other every once in a while. What joke? What the Did you see Jamil's face? It's gone now, but did you see his face? Sounds like a punishment to me. I gotta teach 72 women how to have sex? Oh my God! Impotence is God's way of helping a man like me to 'just say no'. What're you shaking your head at?
You got a good love life? With your wife? We're waiting! Well, sometimes she calls me The Hurricane. Yeah, I get it. Exciting at first, then it ends in disaster. You know, maybe she should call you FEMA.
Now what does that mean? Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results. You should know. How long have you been married? I know it. That's pretty good. How do you do it? I learned a long time ago that every couple argues. Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity Jeff Dunham and his socially reckless "suitcase posse" are back in this highly anticipated follow-up to Arguing with Myself, his breakthrough television special!
Year Movie time 80 min. Directed by Michael Simon. Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself. Jeff Dunham. Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity subtitles. Combining his amazing talent and his unorthodox sense of humor, Jeff Dunham returns, yet again, with a hilarious stand-up comedy and ventriloquist performance.
Starting off with the infamously known Walter, scrutinizing every bit of today's American society.
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